“T h e y h a v e m a d e m e a L a n n i s t e r”
i’m fucking hyperventilatin g
ACTUALLY SCREAMING
omg, I fucking love this weirdo fandom so much, auuugh.
THIS IS THE OTHER PART OF MY LIFE
Someone should write a book where the main character slowly falls in love with the reader.
Cunningness, determination, traditionalism.

Exhibit A in the case of Why I Am Better Than You: your tweets don’t get shown onscreen during Eurovision.
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”
(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)